Fake Awake

The following is a transcript of a Neurotically Yours cartoon, featuring Foamy the Squirrel.  Any & all mistakes in transcription are solely the fault of this humble blogger.



You ever meet one of those people who claimed they are “enlightened,” or some bullshit? They get all up in your face about being “aware” and “conscious” of what’s going on around them.  They seem to go on and on about they understand and process things differently and are somehow special because they are “awake.” Unfortunately, most of these people are full of shit! If I had a nickel for every cock blaster who came up to me and was like, “Yeah, Foamy, I get what you’re saying, and I hate ignorant people too. They just don’t get it, you know?” Yeah, and apparently, neither do you!

Being awake isn’t just a matter of saying you’re awake, ok? You have to have a deeper conscious awareness of the Self and not just claim to. These self-deluded, weak-minded people who have no idea what the fuck is going on, end up joining movements or some nonsense religions that have a “donate as you go” payment plan, all the while claiming that they are “aware.” Sadly, they have no concept of self and nearly rely on another group of individuals to validate their egos and reaffirm their shaky concept of being “awake.” You’re more asleep than the rest of the world, folks, and frankly, with practices like this, you might as well finish the sleepwalking by placing a pillow firmly over your face.

Organizations and movements that claim to spread enlightenment can have all the gatherings and lectures they want, but it still doesn’t change the fact that they’re too fuckin’ stupid to realize that you can’t make someone “aware.” Awareness is a journey of the Self and when the person is awake they will truly realize it, rather than just claiming to be while handing you a pamphlet of New Age propaganda at the airport! Awareness has become another fashionable marketing ploy to make people feel superior to their peers. You can buy “centering self” soaps, good karma shampoo, vegan sneakers, holistic mudflaps, and “naturally scented strawberry condoms.” Folks, there is nothing natural about wrapping your dick in a strawberry scented balloon (though with the snackiness of the world being the way it is, it is a necessary evil).

So, for all of those people who think they are “awake,” be sure of that. Question yourself. If you know, you’ll know. And God help you if you come up to me with some pseudo-intellectual “fake awake” bullshit; I will mentally take you down like a lion on a gazelle, motherfuckers. No, seriously, I will melt your fucking brain.


Fake awake, that’s the state of the world, and you all suck. Listen to the squirrel!

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3 Responses to Fake Awake

  1. ahxode says:

    I actually “know” what your speaking of. I look at the people who also claim the be awake, with all this political, spiritual, war corruption crap, and just don’t even know what to say to them. But you also can’t blame them.

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