3 Tyrants Walk Into a Bar

This is my very first attempt at cracking formulaic  jokes. Constructive criticism is always welcome. As a bonus, see if you can match the correct political orientation to each of the figureheads pictured here.

 

 

So, a socialist, a communist, and a statist walk into a bar…….
The socialist tries to trick the bartender into giving him a free drink, but to no avail.
The communist tries to shoot the bartender, also to no avail, since the bartender is a better shot.
The statist is successful for getting a free drink, for he threatens the bartender that he’ll “call the police,” since it’s “against the law” for the bartender to refuse to be robbed.

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