This is my very first attempt at cracking formulaic jokes. Constructive criticism is always welcome. As a bonus, see if you can match the correct political orientation to each of the figureheads pictured here.
So, a socialist, a communist, and a statist walk into a bar…….
The socialist tries to trick the bartender into giving him a free drink, but to no avail.
The communist tries to shoot the bartender, also to no avail, since the bartender is a better shot.
The statist is successful for getting a free drink, for he threatens the bartender that he’ll “call the police,” since it’s “against the law” for the bartender to refuse to be robbed.