Category Archives: Ron Paul Lovefest

All things Ron Paul, albeit with well-deserved criticism.

The Shameless Consumerism of Ron Paul, Inc.

One of the archetypes the Carousel of Carnivores portrays itself as is that of a kindly grandfather. This marketing image could be interpreted as evocative of a trustworthy village elder, or even a Messianic figure. Needless to say, such trickery … Continue reading

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The RonPaul.com Copyright Scandal

Betrayal is all too common within the Carousel of Carnivores. The gatekeepers of the formerly alternative (really, Internet) media are more than happy to throw fellow travelers or even their own adherents under the bus whenever it suits their special … Continue reading

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Is Ron Paul Emmanuel Goldstein?

Many times we are presented with Messianic figures who promise us salvation from the hands of the Establishment. Their job is to sucker political dissidents into believing that reformism still holds the answer to their several multifaceted grievances. Only the … Continue reading

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Ron Paul, Inc. is Scamming Libertarians…Again

Apparently, it would seem to be the case that Ron Paul, Inc. is still trying to jip the Ron Paul Refugees out of what relatively few Federal Reserve Notes they were lucky enough to acquire (as if completely scamming over … Continue reading

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Psychopathic Authoritarians

Fame, even of the Internet kind, can be hard to die out, especially when you were portrayed as a Messiah. This can be witnessed by the adulation of those who worship your every utterance. It gets cemented even further when … Continue reading

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Liberty Defined

All of us suffer from statism. It is a malaise that seeks to deprive us of our property, liberty, and ultimately our lives. Therefore, it would behoove us to refocus public discourse on those subjects that affect us the most. … Continue reading

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End the Fed

Mistletoe, despite it’s connotations with Christmas, is in fact a parasite that feeds off of trees until it kills its host. This is done very slowly over a period of many years so as to suck the most amount of … Continue reading

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The Fruitless R”love”ution

Well, kids, it’s official….Mitt Romney gave his acceptance speech for the Republicrat Party’s nomination to support his bid to become the next Imperial Excellency of the United Socialist States of America. Unfortunately, this also means that the good doctor ultimately … Continue reading

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Operation Paulcock

Just when you thought the Ron Paul Lovefest couldn’t get any weirder, this one just might top the Dr. Paul action figure dolls.     Back on January 8th, Brave New Books held a Ron Paul fundraiser and banner making … Continue reading

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Ron Paul Action Figures?

Now, you too can buy either the “Commander-in-Chief” or “Superman” Ron Paul action figures for the low, low price of $94.95! (Of course, factor in $7.50 for S+H; proceeds will go to the RevolutionPAC).     On Ron Paul Action … Continue reading

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